It's even better than the headline suggests: "Puppy thrown at German biker gang"

> A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said. via [news.bbc.co.uk](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm)If that’s not the best opening line to any news story I’ve read in the past ten years, I don’t know what is. How could you possibly improve on that image?…